Sunday, August 20, 2017

Light Verse - Never Stick Anything Smaller Than Your Elbow in Your Ear





And after yesterday's angry poem, here is a bit of light entertainment.

It has been a quiet Sunday, but I have managed to do some piano practice (always good for the soul) and read a little of Jane Austen's Emma (just a tad boring) and make a few notes for a new poem (always satisfying as I never know where the next one is coming from).

Now to send a few e-mails, and then it's feet up and watch Fake or Fortune followed by Far From the Madding Crowd, a book I read fifty odd years ago when I was at school. 

I hope you have had a pleasant day, and wish you a lovely evening. Talk again soon.


Love and hugs,

Jane x

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Angry Poet

Sometimes the words just overflow and have to be spoken out loud.



There’s good - And there’s bad

And there’s angry
I’m angry
I’m angry inside
Deep inside
Where hurts I never imagined could happen
Are happening 
Even the infinitesimal spaces
The cavernous hollows
Of what makes up me
Are hurting
I’m hurting Heather Hyer
I’m hurting for you
I’m hurting with anger,

I’m livid, incensed,
Fist clenched,
Heart racing,
Teeth grinding
Fuming to boiling over,
Furious from the inside-out
So heated I’m in meltdown,

And I know shouting won’t help,
Screaming won’t help
Throwing objects across the room
Smashing devices
Ripping up newspapers,
Burning books,
Getting hold of a picture
Of Donald Trump
Screwing it up into a ball
And setting fire to it
Won’t help

You
You haters of this world
You nasty people
You who like to bully
You racist thugs
You destroyers of lives
You vile, offensive,
Nauseating bigots
You foul mouthed xenophobic
Extremist right
You Nazi flag flying
Demolishers of society
You
You have made me
Angry

And now this
Innocent people killed in Barcelona
Terrorists shot dead in the street
Echos of Westminster Bridge
Manchester kids blown to pieces
Sunbathers machine-gunned down
German Shoppers annihilated 
Je suis Charlie!

And this is only a fraction of it
This is only recent memory
This isn’t going back to bandstands
In Hyde Park
To double decker buses
To underground trains
This isn’t going to Syria
Afghanistan, Turkey, Israel
Ghaza, The West Bank,
Chechnia, Ukrain, Pakistan
Yugoslavia, Croatia,
And when it seemed like the whole world
Was against Blair going to war in Iraq
Nothing could stop him
No amount of ‘plaques for peace’
No amount of anger 
No amount of love
Well that’s what it feels like now
Like the love in my body
Is under attack

So get this, body
Get this world
I’m telling you to get a hold
I’m telling you to stop hurting
And to replace that rage 
With something constructive

Replace the anger
Replace the clenched fist
Replace any trace of venom

And You
What happened to human kindness?
What happened to a sense of decency?
What happened to conscience?


Don’t tell me God wants
you to be the way you are
Don’t tell me that

Figure it out

There’s good
And there’s bad
I know where I stand


And now I'm going to bake a cake with lots of love in it. 
I'll be right back when I've calmed down a bit.

Love and hugs,
Jane x








Thursday, July 13, 2017

Rain in Great Ayton

I love July! Especially the 10th of July. You see it's my Birthday. Over the years I have seen some wickedly alcofrolic birthdays, in fact it's a wonder I can remember them. But the sensibility of experience, not to mention a definite allergy to most alcoholic drinks (except a pint or so of cider) means birthdays are now much more sober affairs. That doesn't mean I enjoy them any less. This year's birthday was a really lovely one. Here it is in pictures. Yes, the Rainwoman strikes again!

 And where are we? Saltburn on Sea. We did a 2 hour walk to build up our appetite for fish n chips, did a quick up and down of the pier, and had a look round the shops. Saltburn is a lovely seaside town, but I have to say it was very quiet, probably due to the bad weather. But it wasn't cold, and our hostess with the most-ess  Pauline, looked after us so well. 
 We walked right to the end of the cliff, known as  Hunt Cliff, before descending to the beach for a bit of beach combing (fossil hunting). 
We walked back up to the town, but the Funicular was working, at £1 per person.
 A plethora of knitted sea creatures etc decorate the railings of the pier.



 Here she is, friend, Pauline. She made my birthday really special, and kept me out of the pub, the smugglers cottage you can see at the bottom of the cliffs.
Once a tour guide, always a tour guide! 

I wonder if this was my Face Book friend, Jay Tee? 
 So close, yet we did resist the temptation.

The rain was passing over here. But the day before it was torrential in Great Ayton. No chance of a photo of our trip there. However we enjoyed every minute, and got to see the Schoolroom Museum where Captain Cook learned to read, and I discovered The Cleveland Bard, John Wright, who in 1862 built a house in Great Ayton called The Recess. 


 Where did you get that Hat, where did you get that smile?



 Yes! I did get my cider fix. And we went to the wonderful Chocolini's chocolate shop in Saltburn, where I bought scrumptious gluten free dark chocolates. Check out their Face Book page by clicking on the link above.
And Pauline cooked the most wonderful meal for us, with a surprise birthday cake.
So, another year has passed, full of fun, thanks to friends and family.







Here's the 'rainy day' poem that came from our trip to Great Ayton:

Rain in Great Ayton

It started as summer drizzle, hardly
enough to make our hair frizz, a subtle,
soft, refreshing mist that could have been bought
at the supermarket, or the more expensive
sort, aqua-vitalis, from Debenhams.
Spray direct to face, avoiding eyes.

Then the crows disappeared, and the sky turned
grey: north-sea-grey, harbinger-of-doom-grey,
a dark, mercury-grey, a grey that gained
momentum, a mineral-laden grey,
a Chernobyl-grey, an isotopic,
acid, car corroding, window-wiping grey,
a shwishy, puddles-on-the-pavement grey,
a virtual Turner, Fishermen at Sea grey.

And by the time my friend had ripped open
the Velcro fastener, and wrestled with
the mechanics of her old umbrella
there was a deluge, substantial enough
to fill the beck with rafts, enough to drive
rats into holes, enough to raise man-hole
covers. We ran, scurried in fact, to the
nearest shop. That’s when my umbrella
(probably older than hers) refused to open.
I fought back to the point I thought it would break,
but it remained stubborn, it flapped half-mast,
my hand inside it over my head.

When I reached the door, the spokes were stuck in
an angry-duck-refusing-to-fold-its-wings,
pose. I shook it, held it out full stretch,
and prodded the rain, like some deranged fencer,
with my makeshift rapier, en guard. That’s when
a gust of wind ripped it inside out and left
me holding a giant squid on the end of a stick.

My hair frizzed beyond curls.


So, onwards and upwards in my clickety-click year. Actually the umbrella survived, you have to allow me a bit of poetic license.

July is not over yet, and I have more adventures planned, so I hope you will return to my blog to find out what happens next in this poet's life.

Talk soon,
Love and hugs,
Jane x



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